rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via shockblanketsonthetardis)

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via waiting-for-super-man)

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

(via kawaii-swag)

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

(via shockblanketsonthetardis)

letsbeholmies:

sherlockisthenight:

mishaonmywaywardlesbian:

ladydireadsalot:

myt0xicvalentine:

I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

A season a day keeps your friends away

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you don’t have many seasons, either

sit down and think about what you just said

(via shockblanketsonthetardis)

serenade-her-in-the-morning:

thattallsummonerguy:

altair-al-astorah:

hedgehog-o-brien:

suddenlyoranges:

l20music:

hiphopfightsback:

This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.

SAND FLOOR ROOM 

So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.

The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.

Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.

What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory. 

FUUUUUCK!!!

please no

I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating

holy shit that’s horrific

I think the only point in time in life where these would be life saving…..

It got better

(via kawaii-swag)

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

(via sophdophie)

captaingally:

This whole “subject a8” thing with newt better be a typo cause like you can’t change newt’s subject # he will always be 5 not 8

love-health-workout:

daily-run:

sameatschildren:

co8alt-thief:

hannibalspenis:

arkhamboundz:

fandomsandconservativelogic:

therealkillthetraitor:

lejacquelope:

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Why would ANYONE think this kind of mentality is okay? It’s like a serious phobia of men!

This is not okay. This is not equality.

Didn’t we learn in elementary school that putting other people down to make yourself feel good is bullying?

This isn’t feminism. This is evil.

this is disturbing.

And these women call themselves “feminists”…

And this is why people think feminism is awful. This is not feminism, this is awful people doing awful things.

This type of behaviour is a disgrace! 

YES

THIS

FINALLY

(via reigninghope)

gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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When I say shitty fanfics

mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

bring it

(via spockybatchy)

hipstermoriarty:

youngblackandvegan:

yeah no

i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

so na

miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

because there is a line

and way too many people cross it

don’t forget people who fuck animals when animals literally cannot give consent

(via spockybatchy)

supermaniackles:

nowwhereshallwego:

I like how the Merlin fandom just kind of completely disregarded that the show is over and keeps on trucking and is still really active like whatcha gonna do about it

Merlin and Harry Potter, I am in both fandoms, and the magic will never die because we are fucking immortal wizards

(via black-lotus-gang)

jaberinggibberish:

When do we get to see the footage of Maze Runner that they showed at wondercon!?!?!?!

book-escapism:

Friend came up to me today and thanked me for getting him into The Maze Runner and then went on to say one of his favorite characters is Chuck…
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